My Spare Time

So it was a normal gathering of folk at the Swayze's home last Saturday evening. Dressed in our finest we sat around the dinner table to discuss the murder of a certain H.G. Wells. It took four courses and coffee before it was determined by our brilliant minds that the murder was in fact the innocent looking girl at the end of the table, Mae West (aka Heidi). Despite the fact I was the one with the nose ring and tattoos I WASN'T the culprit!